SSB4 auditions: KyuubiMaster Hand: A giant nine-tailed fox?Kyuubi: Yes. I'm actually an enormous amout of chakra that evolved into the shape of a beast.Master Hand: Chakra? Whatever... Where are you from, again?Kyuubi: I come... I come from the inside of a retard ninja guy that is annoying and stupid.Master Hand: ... Any reason I should let you join?Kyuubi: I can be a boss, or sub-boss, I don't mind, in the next adventure mode.Master Hand: If there is a vacant, I'll call you.Kyuubi: PLEASE! Let me join! You don't know the hell it is to live inside a retard that has been spending 3 YEARS trying to save an emo dimwit that doesn't want or need to saved and that will probably commit suicide when there is no one else to blame and get revenge from. You know how many times I have to heal that idiot? Please! I'll even kiss your fee... ngers. Just don't return me to that ramen addict! I BEG YOU!Master Hand: ... Ok, ok. You can be the background hazard of the cave stage (the one that requires to complete all
SSB4 auditions: Darth VaderMaster Hand: So? What can you aport?Darth Vader: I have psychic-like powers. I have a lightsaber. I have an army of clones. Half my body is mechanical. I belong to the dark side.Master Hand: Lucas and Ness have psychic powers. Lightsaber are common items. King Dedede and Bowser BOTH have armies. Samus has a mechanical suit and ROB is a robot. Finally, Ganondorf controls the darkness. Do you have anything new?Darth Vader: ...Master Hand: Well?Darth Vader: (raises hand and starts squeezing the air)Master Hand: ...Darth Vader: Why are you not suffocating?!Master Hand: I'm a hand, not a lung. Now get out.Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Chapter 4: Regroup"Ugh. Where am I? Where is everyone? What happened to Eggman and the Egg Fortress?" Sonic woke up from his slumber. He was in a bed, in what looked like a house. He exited the house and found a pleasant field. A grassy land with not many trees, perfect for him, since he likes to run. "What a nice view. I think I'll run for a bit."In the distance he saw Tails, Knuckles, and AMY?! What was she doing here? Sonic ran toward his friends and asked what happened. "Well, all I remember was cornering Eggman in his base when a black emerald started shining and warped us here. We all woke up in that house over there. It's the only house nearby. And Eggman, or his fortress, are nowhere to be seen. Shadow also disappeared." explained Tails. "And Amy was hiding in the fortress all along, so she is with us now." "Hi Sonic, dear." "Not now, Amy..."."I remember the Fortress came crashing down, and we all fell nearby. If you go north from here, you'll find the fortress's ruins. It looks like Eggman ra
SSB4 auditions: LuigiMaster Hand: So? You think you could change some moves?Luigi: Oh yeah!Master Hand: Which ones?Luigi: Well, I thought of something after Super Paper Mario. I could charge up my Super Jump Punch into the Super Jump. You know, like in Super Paper Mario. And one of my costumes could be of Mr. L.Master Hand: Go on...Luigi: And instead of the Negative Zone as my Final Smash, I could bring Brobot!Master Hand: You know, I always thought you were the smart bro. DEAL!!!
Chapter 3: Link's New TeamJust as Link gave the first step toward the hole leading to the mysterious 51th floor, someone stopped him. Link, wait. Link looked at the person calling him. It was none other than Collin, the boy from his village, son of one of the greatest swordsmen in Hyrule, Rusl. Beside him was Chad, the scholar that helped him solve the sky puzzle.Link, I want to go with you. said Collin I know its dangerous, but please take me with you.Dont worry. Rusl said he was ready. You wouldnt believe his skills! He has been practicing. added Shad, as to not worry Link.Chad! Its been a while. How did you get here?Well, you destroyed all the monsters on your way here, so it was pretty much empty. Besides, there is something personal I must do here, so I may as well join you, too. I just found out something important about Hyrules history.Personal?Yes. But Im afraid I can
Chapter 2: Goombella arrivesMario and Luigi began their little adventure to find the origins of a mysterious book, courtesy of their friend Goombella. They headed toward Princess Peach Castle, where Professor E. Gadd was staying for a little research. Once there, the Mario Bros. explained the quest to the inventor. Prof. E. Gadd gladly sent a message to his old school partner Prof. Frankly, telling him to contact Goombella.Well, if it isnt Rogueports hero Mario and
the green guy! So you accepted Goombellas invitation? Good! She already left! Shell be arriving at the Castle by tomorrows night. Good luck, and see ya later! Prof Frankly said in E. Gadds Gameboy Horror SP.Ho ho ho. On adventure again, I see. It is typical of you, Mario. But, are going too, Luigi? asked E. Gadd.Yeah! I want to be stronger so I can be the hero next time! answered Luigi, in an exited voice.Well, why dont you stay here for the day? Goombella is