SSB4 auditions: ZantMaster Hand: ugh... Come.Zant: (helmet/mask on).....Master Hand: Ooh! Finally a serious, cool, silent type of guy! This is the type of characters this game needs.Zant: (takes off helmet/mask) YAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!! (begins teleporting and shooting energy balls at random)Master Hand: ... (begins to cry from frustration) WHY?!?!?!
SSB4 auditions: Master YodaMaster Hand: (on the phone) Who's next? ..... Really?! You've got to joking! ..... What do you maen its serious?! ....... If this is not true, you will burn in Subspace ..... OK, send him in.(two minutes later)Master Hand: Come in.Yoda: (enters the room) To be here an honor it is.Master Hand: ...Yoda: ...Master Hand: Why are you here?Yoda: Powerful I am. Strong opponents I sense. The Dark Side beware!Master Hand: ... (thinking) and I thought Crazy Hand was crazy...Yoda: A great conflict inside you I detect. Clear your heart you must.Master Hand: ... heart? HEART?! I'M A FREAKING HAND, DAMN IT. I DON'T HAVE A HEART!!Yoda: Feel the force. Guide you the force shall.Master Hand: I AM the force here. (shoots Yoda with lasers)Yoda: (takes lightsaber and deflects the lasers back to Master Hand)Master Hand: OUCH! (falls to the ground, burned)Yoda: Leave I must. (grabs his stick and leaves)Master Hand: (burend in the floor).... No more 800 years old Jedi masters in this game....
SSB4 auditions: NemesisMaster Hand: (in a low voice) I can't believe how much mutherfuc... (aware of Nemesis' presence) OH! Hello, umm... Nemesis? What kind of name is that?Nemesis: Staaaaars...Master Hand: .... riiiiiiight.... lets get over with this. Why are you here?Nemesis: Staaaaaaarsss.... Must destroy.... StaaaaaaarsMaster Hand: (to itself) this may be fun. (to nemesis) Look! A S.T.A.R.S member over there! (points to Snake)Nemesis: STAAAAAARS!!! (begins shooting every bullet in his machine gun and rockets from his bazooka) DESTROY!!!Snake: WHAT THE FU..(gets blasted away)Master Hand: .... That was fun. Anything else?Nemesis: Staaaaaars...Master Hand: ..... NEEEEXT!!!
SSB4 auditions: WaluigiMaster Hand: Welcome to Bloodba
err. Welcome to Super Smash Bros 4. So? Why do you think you are even worth appearing here in SSB4?Waluigi: Well, since I noticed almost every character has some type of clone, I though appearing as Wario's clone would be cool. So I
Master Hand: (interrupts Waluigi) THAT'S NOT TRUE! Mention one cloned character besides Falco
and Lucas, Ganondorf, Luigi, and
OK, I admit it. There are a lot of clones, but still. Why do you think you are worth being here? Farting is not really your style.Waluigi: Well, um
I have a tennis racket
Master Hand: So? Peach has a racket.Waluigi: I... have a lot of Bob-ombs...Master Hand: Players can adjust the options so Bob-ombs appear from anywhere.Waluigi:
Master Hand: That's what I thought. NEEEEEEEEXT!!! (punches Waluigi, sending him flying)Waluigi: (yelling while flying) CAN I KEEP THE ASSIST TROPHY? (disappears into the distance)