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Chapter 5: To Dry Dry Ruins
After getting ready for their adventure, Mario and company headed to the train in Toad Town. The trip went well until they reached Mt. Rugged.
"Great. The train doesn't cross the desert." Goombella complained
"Not a problem for Air Luigi!" said Luigi, full of confidence.
"You look excited, Luigi. What's up?" asked a mocking Goombella
"Well, I realized my bro is not the only one with skills. Besides, who do you think found the secret stars in space? And someone even told me I built a giant robot resembling me when I lost my memory!"
"Wow! I though you only stayed behind and protected the house..."
"Just how do you think Mario would've returned from Beanbean Kingdom alive if it weren't for me?"
"You just went with me because the Koopa Cruiser mistook you for cargo and abducted you..." added Mario
"You still needed my help" answered Luigi
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice and all, but can we focus?" nagged Dash
As the party climbed the mountain, they talked about past adventures. Once they descende
SSB4 auditions: Cyrus
Master Hand: Due to the lack of bad guys, we needed to put Rayquaza as a boss in the last entry's Adventure Mode. I still don't know what point it had, since the storyline cound have been the same without Rayquaza. Most popular games have their evil boss, but legendary Pokemon hardly qualify for villains. That is why we thought you could help us be the Pokemon villain.
Master Hand: Aren't you excited about his?
Master Hand: Doesn't matter. It's not your choice. Now, the only thing we need to clarify is your fighting style.
Cyrus: I think it is painfully obvious that Pokemon do the fighting for me.
Master Hand: You mean a Pokemon Trainer clone?
Cyrus: Are you stupid, or just an idiot? Of course its the same freaking fighting style than him, only I use more sinister Pokemon. And I have a name.
Master Hand: For a villain, I hate your attitude... But that's why I choose you!
Cyrus: ... Whatever.
SSB4 auditions: Kyuubi
Master Hand: A giant nine-tailed fox?
Kyuubi: Yes. I'm actually an enormous amout of chakra that evolved into the shape of a beast.
Master Hand: Chakra? Whatever... Where are you from, again?
Kyuubi: I come... I come from the inside of a retard ninja guy that is annoying and stupid.
Master Hand: ... Any reason I should let you join?
Kyuubi: I can be a boss, or sub-boss, I don't mind, in the next adventure mode.
Master Hand: If there is a vacant, I'll call you.
Kyuubi: PLEASE! Let me join! You don't know the hell it is to live inside a retard that has been spending 3 YEARS trying to save an emo dimwit that doesn't want or need to saved and that will probably commit suicide when there is no one else to blame and get revenge from. You know how many times I have to heal that idiot? Please! I'll even kiss your fee... ngers. Just don't return me to that ramen addict! I BEG YOU!
Master Hand: ... Ok, ok. You can be the background hazard of the cave stage (the one that requires to complete all
SSB4 auditions: Darth Vader
Master Hand: So? What can you aport?
Darth Vader: I have psychic-like powers. I have a lightsaber. I have an army of clones. Half my body is mechanical. I belong to the dark side.
Master Hand: Lucas and Ness have psychic powers. Lightsaber are common items. King Dedede and Bowser BOTH have armies. Samus has a mechanical suit and ROB is a robot. Finally, Ganondorf controls the darkness. Do you have anything new?
Darth Vader: ...
Master Hand: Well?
Darth Vader: (raises hand and starts squeezing the air)
Master Hand: ...
Darth Vader: Why are you not suffocating?!
Master Hand: I'm a hand, not a lung. Now get out.
Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Chapter 4: Regroup
"Ugh. Where am I? Where is everyone? What happened to Eggman and the Egg Fortress?" Sonic woke up from his slumber. He was in a bed, in what looked like a house. He exited the house and found a pleasant field. A grassy land with not many trees, perfect for him, since he likes to run. "What a nice view. I think I'll run for a bit."
In the distance he saw Tails, Knuckles, and AMY?! What was she doing here? Sonic ran toward his friends and asked what happened. "Well, all I remember was cornering Eggman in his base when a black emerald started shining and warped us here. We all woke up in that house over there. It's the only house nearby. And Eggman, or his fortress, are nowhere to be seen. Shadow also disappeared." explained Tails. "And Amy was hiding in the fortress all along, so she is with us now." "Hi Sonic, dear." "Not now, Amy...".
"I remember the Fortress came crashing down, and we all fell nearby. If you go north from here, you'll find the fortress's ruins. It looks like Eggman ra
SSB4 auditions: Luigi
Master Hand: So? You think you could change some moves?
Luigi: Oh yeah!
Master Hand: Which ones?
Luigi: Well, I thought of something after Super Paper Mario. I could charge up my Super Jump Punch into the Super Jump. You know, like in Super Paper Mario. And one of my costumes could be of Mr. L.
Master Hand: Go on...
Luigi: And instead of the Negative Zone as my Final Smash, I could bring Brobot!
Master Hand: You know, I always thought you were the smart bro. DEAL!!!
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