SSB4 auditions: Amy RoseMaster Hand: Who is it this time?Amy: The lovely Amy Rose!Master Hand: Lovely, my fingers. The only purpose "lovelyness" has here is to intensify the emotional pain losers feel when losing to Jigglypuff.Amy: Oh! No matter! I'm sure Sonic will fall for me here♥Master Hand: Again with love? This will be sweet!Amy: Huh?Master Hand: How would you feel if you had to kill Sonic?Amy: I'm not that desperate... I would just put sleeping pills in his food and abduct him.Master Hand: ... Well, I heard the heads (lol) wanted to put some type of hallucinogenic gas in the Smoke Balls... But are serious about doing that to Sonic?Amy: Of course!Master Hand: You're in! (suffer, you annoying blue hedgehog)
SSB4 auditions: Bald BullMaster Hand: Who is it?Bald Bull: It's meh, the Bull!Master Hand: Wasn't it BALD Bull?Bald Bull: T'was a bad joke from mah manager.Master Hand: Riiiiiiight... Reason to be here?Bald Bull: I wanna beat the crap outta that flea, Little Mac.Master Hand: Why do you newcommers always bring your personal issues here? Can't you solve it in your own game? This game is for brutal, violent psychopaths! Take a look at Mario, for example. In his games, he beats Bowser and saves the princess; here, he teams with Bowser to MERCILESSLY beat the princess until she literally explodes (you know, the out of stage-light-explosion thingie). Here, you'll be viciously fighting with the ones you love, and I mean fighting with fists, hammers, and swords.Bald Bull: No problem. I have no one to love... I'm...I'm alone. Nobody loves...me. I...My whole life is pointless! How could I be so blind?! Waaaaahhh!!! (exits the room crying)Master Hand: ..........................That'll work!
Chapter 7: The Mirror of TruthLink, Chad, Collin and Navi entered the hole. After a long rock hallway, they reached a small chamber. Link was astonished. Before him stood the Mirror of Twilight! He felt such joy that quickly turned into confusion, for the design in the mirror was different. Instead of the Triforce in the center, there was an eye, an eye with three triangles resembling eyelashes on top and a long tear running from it."At last! The Mirror of Truth!" Chad exclaimed in a low voice. He then began to inspect the mirror. Link and Collin were watching his partner do his work."You seem to know a lot about this mirror, Chad" Link began "even when the Royal Library has no information about two mirrors. I thought there was only one.""The Royal Family doesn't know all of Hyrule's legends and myths. But you are right, there are more than one; in fact, each of Hyrule's races have their own mirror. The thing is, most of them don't know that. Besides, each mirror has a different key needed to use it. The Mirror
Chapter 6: Told Secret"It looks like the lot of you are still injured. Please come to my house and rest until you recover. I'll make some tea." offered Timpani. "If you insist" the group once again entered the house. They were all sitting around a table, each with a cup of tea in hand."You two look so happy together" Amy started a conversation. "I mean, living in a nice meadow with the one you love... Ah, so romantic!""We are. We both had a hard past, but now we live together with not a care in the world. But enough about us; how come you just appear and come crashing down with a giant fortress out of the blue? That's not something that happens everyday. Please tell us your story." said Blumiere, curious."Well..." Knuckles took a sip of tea and continued. "...We were chasing this mad scientist in his flying fortress, and eventually began a fight. This scientist, called Doctor Ivo 'Eggman' Robotnik, took out a strange black jewel when he was about to lose. The jewel began to shine and then a weird energy
Chapter 5: To Dry Dry RuinsAfter getting ready for their adventure, Mario and company headed to the train in Toad Town. The trip went well until they reached Mt. Rugged."Great. The train doesn't cross the desert." Goombella complained"Not a problem for Air Luigi!" said Luigi, full of confidence."You look excited, Luigi. What's up?" asked a mocking Goombella"Well, I realized my bro is not the only one with skills. Besides, who do you think found the secret stars in space? And someone even told me I built a giant robot resembling me when I lost my memory!""Wow! I though you only stayed behind and protected the house...""Just how do you think Mario would've returned from Beanbean Kingdom alive if it weren't for me?""You just went with me because the Koopa Cruiser mistook you for cargo and abducted you..." added Mario"You still needed my help" answered Luigi"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice and all, but can we focus?" nagged DashAs the party climbed the mountain, they talked about past adventures. Once they descende
SSB4 auditions: CyrusMaster Hand: Due to the lack of bad guys, we needed to put Rayquaza as a boss in the last entry's Adventure Mode. I still don't know what point it had, since the storyline cound have been the same without Rayquaza. Most popular games have their evil boss, but legendary Pokemon hardly qualify for villains. That is why we thought you could help us be the Pokemon villain.Cyrus: ...Master Hand: Aren't you excited about his?Cyrus: No.Master Hand: Doesn't matter. It's not your choice. Now, the only thing we need to clarify is your fighting style.Cyrus: I think it is painfully obvious that Pokemon do the fighting for me.Master Hand: You mean a Pokemon Trainer clone?Cyrus: Are you stupid, or just an idiot? Of course its the same freaking fighting style than him, only I use more sinister Pokemon. And I have a name.Master Hand: For a villain, I hate your attitude... But that's why I choose you!Cyrus: ... Whatever.